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To have your baskets delivered guaranteed by Purim, please be sure to order before the following cut-off dates:

TRANSIT TIME LAST DAY TO ORDER

6 Day Shipping - Monday, Feb 19, 3:00pm ET

5 Day Shipping - Tuesday, Feb 20, 3:00pm ET

4 Day Shipping - Wednesday , Feb 21, 11:00am ET

3 Day Shipping - Thursday , Feb 22, 3:00pm ET

2 Day Shipping - Monday, Feb 26, 3:00pm ET

1 Day Shipping - Tuesday, Feb 27, 3:00pm ET

Items shipping via USPS take approx. 3-5 business days. (regardless of location)

Delivery in Israel: Thursday Feb 22nd  4:00pm ET

For delivery on Purim to local zip codes in New York add Oh! Nuts On Purim Delivery to your cart.
Here is a list of the zip codes we currently cover: 10901, 10952, 10977, 11096, 11203, 11209, 11210, 11212, 11218, 11218, 11219, 11223, 11225, 11226, 11229, 11230, 11232, 11252, 11516, 11557, 11559, 11581, 11598.

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'This Chocolate Bar has No Calories If You Eat It ...' Humor Chocolate Bar Favor

SKU: 42028

Mock Diet Chocolate Bar

Calories Burn Up When You Laugh

cute clever chocolate bar gift

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  • Net Weight: 3.17 oz
  • Approx. Dimensions: 6.5"x 2.75"
Certified Kosher under the strict supervision of Rabbi Asher Eckstein. Dairy Chalav Yisroel
You know everyone is concerned with weight.  But what has that got to do with chocolate?  Chocolate is an absolute necessity, a legitimate human need, right up there with the need of validation.  So, my friend, how can the two values align themselves properly -- the need to be perfectly trim with no extra calories yet still have your chocolate and eat it, too?

Hmmm.  Humor.  That's the only way to solve such conundrums.  Oh, and chocolate -- because chocolate and humor together can tackle anything, even excess calories.  So here you have it, silliness in a chocolate bar that proclaims the delicious creamy chocolate inside has no calories, under certain circumstances.

Send this as a funny gag gift to anyone you know who is interested in dieting and eating chocolate...all at the same time, of course.
Net Weight: 3.17 oz
Approx. Dimensions: 6.5"x 2.75"
Certified Kosher under the strict supervision of Rabbi Asher Eckstein. Certified Kosher under the strict supervision of Rabbi Asher Eckstein.
Dairy Chalav Yisroel Dairy Chalav Yisroel
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Certified Kosher under the strict supervision of Rabbi Asher Eckstein.

Dairy Chalav Yisroel

Ingredients: Ingredients : milk chocolate, Rice crisps. sugar, cocoa fat (cocoa butter), crisped cereals 14% (rice flour, sucrose, wheat melt, maize flour, wheat gluten, dextrose, salt), whole milk powder, cocoa liquor (cocoa mass), skimmed milk powder, emulsifier: soy lecithin, artificial flavor (vanilla).

Allergen Information: Made in a factory that uses milk and nuts. contains milk, soy and gluten