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'This Chocolate Bar Has No Calories If You Eat It ...' Humor Chocolate Bar Favor

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Mock Diet Chocolate Bar

Calories Burn Up When You Laugh

cute clever chocolate bar gift

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  • Net Weight: 3.5 oz
  • Approx. Dimensions: 6.5"x 2.75"
Certified Kosher under the strict supervision of Rabbi Asher Eckstein. Dairy Chalav Yisroel
You know everyone is concerned with weight.  But what has that got to do with chocolate?  Chocolate is an absolute necessity, a legitimate human need, right up there with the need of validation.  So, my friend, how can the two values align themselves properly -- the need to be perfectly trim with no extra calories yet still have your chocolate and eat it, too?

Hmmm.  Humor.  That's the only way to solve such conundrums.  Oh, and chocolate -- because chocolate and humor together can tackle anything, even excess calories.  So here you have it, silliness in a chocolate bar that proclaims the delicious creamy chocolate inside has no calories, under certain circumstances.

Send this as a funny gag gift to anyone you know who is interested in dieting and eating chocolate...all at the same time, of course.
Net Weight: 3.5 oz
Approx. Dimensions: 6.5"x 2.75"
Certified Kosher under the strict supervision of Rabbi Asher Eckstein. Certified Kosher under the strict supervision of Rabbi Asher Eckstein.
Dairy Chalav Yisroel Dairy Chalav Yisroel
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Nutrition Facts
Serving Size
25g
Servings per Containerapprox. 4
Amount per Serving
Calories139
% Daily Value *
Total Fat8g
12%
Saturated Fat5g
28%
Trans Fat0g
Cholesterol5mg
2%
Sodium22mg
1%
Total Carbohydrate14g
5%
Dietary Fiber0g
0%
Total Sugars14g
Protein2g
Vitamin A
Vitamin C
Calcium
Iron
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Certified Kosher under the strict supervision of Rabbi Asher Eckstein.

Dairy Chalav Yisroel

Ingredients: sugar, cocoa fat, whole milk, chocolate liquor (cocoa mass), skimmed milk, emulsifier: soy lecithin, artificial vanillin

Allergen Information: Allergen Information: Made in a factory that uses milk, gluten and nuts. contains milk, soy.