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'This Chocolate Bar Has No Calories If You Eat It ...' Humor Chocolate Bar Favor

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SKU: 42028

Mock Diet Chocolate Bar

Calories Burn Up When You Laugh

cute clever chocolate bar gift

Satisfaction Guaranteed!

Net Weight: 3.5 oz
Approx. Dimensions: 6.5"x 2.75"

Certified Kosher under the strict supervision of Rabbi Asher Eckstein.

You know everyone is concerned with weight. But what has that got to do with chocolate? Chocolate is an absolute necessity, a legitimate human need, right up there with the need of validation. So, my friend, how can the two values align themselves properly -- the need to be perfectly trim with no extra calories yet still have your chocolate and eat it, too?

Hmmm. Humor. That's the only way to solve such conundrums. Oh, and chocolate -- because chocolate and humor together can tackle anything, even excess calories. So here you have it, silliness in a chocolate bar that proclaims the delicious creamy chocolate inside has no calories, under certain circumstances.

Send this as a funny gag gift to anyone you know who is interested in dieting and eating chocolate...all at the same time, of course.

Net Weight: 3.5 oz

Approx. Dimensions: 6.5"x 2.75"

Certified Kosher under the strict supervision of Rabbi Asher Eckstein.

Dairy Chalav Yisroel

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Nutrition Facts

Serving Size

25g

Servings per Containerapprox. 4

Amount per Serving

Calories139

% Daily Value *

Total Fat8g

12%

Saturated Fat5g

28%

Trans Fat0g

Cholesterol5mg

Sodium22mg

Total Carbohydrate14g

Dietary Fiber0g

Total Sugars14g

Protein2g

Vitamin A

Vitamin C

Calcium

Iron

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Ingredients: sugar, cocoa fat, whole milk, chocolate liquor (cocoa mass), skimmed milk, emulsifier: soy lecithin, artificial vanillin

Allergen Information: Allergen Information: Made in a factory that uses milk, gluten and nuts. contains milk, soy.

'This Chocolate Bar Has No Calories If You Eat It ...' Humor Chocolate Bar Favor

Mock Diet Chocolate BarCalories Burn Up When You Laughcute clever chocolate bar giftSatisfaction Guaranteed!

Mock Diet Chocolate Bar

Calories Burn Up When You Laugh

cute clever chocolate bar gift

Satisfaction Guaranteed!